whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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