you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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