What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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