Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
