It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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