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You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
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I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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