I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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