We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm sobbing to NWA
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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