Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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