It's just like the Real World with babies
it's like iHOP with fire
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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