My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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