covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.