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(810): View more from Michigan

i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!

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(810): i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck! http://tfl.nu/jvh5

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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.

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(619): I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there. http://tfl.nu/ar9u

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(208): View more from Idaho

I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.

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(208): I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age. http://tfl.nu/hp0x

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(914): View more from New York

The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"

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(914): The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner" http://tfl.nu/76ix

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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.

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(530): There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/r11o

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.

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(937): I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide. http://tfl.nu/dybq

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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.

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(920): He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me. http://tfl.nu/y4m9

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.

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(+44): It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice. http://tfl.nu/unne

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(310): View more from California

Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...

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(310): Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair... http://tfl.nu/dvxl

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader

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(208): I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader http://tfl.nu/v8oi

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(909): View more from California

Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

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(909): Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs? http://tfl.nu/7n3l

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?

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I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.

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(337): Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell? (913): I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space. http://tfl.nu/aqjc

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(573): View more from Missouri

It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...

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(573): It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger... http://tfl.nu/ymen

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(904): View more from Florida

i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.

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Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again

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(904): i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying. (904): Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again http://tfl.nu/fp8z

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(408): View more from California

You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque

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(408): You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque http://tfl.nu/3p7y

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