I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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