WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
how do you play pong handcuffed?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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