we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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