that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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