She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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