Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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