im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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