bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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