That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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