doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he high fived his dick after we had sex
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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