I'm going to jail i love you
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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