Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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