He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need to calm my uterus...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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