Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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