Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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