we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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