His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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