I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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