no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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