Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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