Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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