The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Dear god my vagina.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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