Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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