At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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