I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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