wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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