when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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