Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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