You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.