At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.