walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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