at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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