U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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