I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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