No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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