a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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