mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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