Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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