The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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