How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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