I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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